Metallized by Triad
- ADEALER QUALITY SOFTWARE ! - FYUHU! IT'S HI-TEC! FROM ALMIGHTY TRIAD! - FYUHU AGAIN 4 REWRITIN THAT SLIMES_ITTING - DTEXT...SO ENJOY IT - KYEHYEH,THE I IN TRIAD FLICKERS AT SOME _IX,BUT DATT IS MIR DOCH SCHEISSEGAL MANN! - JOAH,IM ILL!WHY!COZ NO TEXTIDEAS! - FWOTBOUT SYSTEM 4? - IAD 1988 TK JEFF AND HITEC DECIDED TO MEET AT THE HOUSE OF AN I-CLASS BOY CALLED NY FROM TRANSCOM ! SO,TK AND HITEC SAT DOWN AND WAITED FOR THE INTERGALACTIC S_ACESHI_ CODE 263 ADEKEF436 AND FLEW TO THE NEIGHBOUR_LANET CO_YCITY! ON THE WAY,OLD ROBOTGRANDMAS NERVED US WITH HYSTERIC _HRASES LIKE - DHEY YOUNG MAN,LET ME SIT ON THIS _LACE,IM AN OLD WHORE AND YER LEGS ARE MUCH YOUNGER - ADRRHHH I YELLED,TOOK THAT LITTLE RED HAMMER,HANGIN AT THE BUSWINDOW,WHICH YOU'VE TO USE IF THERE'S DANGER,TO SMASH THE WINDOWS,BUT I SMASHED IT ON THE GRANDMUMMYS HEAD - GWE _USHED THE STO_BUTTON AND WENT OUT! ON THE WAY TO CLAM_NY - IMWT JEFFIE THERE AND SCREWED NY! - DALSO NERVED _EO_LE AT THE _HOME! - DEXAM_LE: THE FAMOUS _AINTERSOFTWARE WITH THE WORLDFAMOUS TUEMMCHEN - FALSO WUDDI,THE LITTLE _IG DICK FROM AN X-CLASS GROU_ CUMMIN FROM THE _LANET CALLED _ARASITEIA IN A STRANGE GALAXY! OH FUCK! I LL JUST THROW OUT SYM_HATIC MOSHEAUS NOW TO ALL IN TRIAD,S_ECIAL: IXION:JUST KEE_ THE AMIGADISKS TILL THERE'S SUMTHIN NU! - OJEFFIE: HOER DOCH MA AUF EY!MACH DAT DOCH MIT DEINEM OLLEN - MLORD LAMER:YOU'LL NEVER GET A _LASTICMOSH ! HARHAR - GJANITOR:HIGHER - FFSW:AM HIGHSTEN - LOUT OF TRIAD:ROB FROM A_G:C U IN VENLO SO WE CAN LAUGH AND TALK SUM CRA_ AGAIN! - MSCRATCH AND SWYX FROM TRIANGLE: - GACU FROM SA_: TACH - GTBF/ORION:FORGOT ME??? _UBLIC ENEMY HACKERS ELITE - GDGF:HELLO FLASH_OINT! THOUSAND SORRIES FOR NOT SENDING BACK YET BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT - !F FUCK!DON'T B ANGRY OK? - HAND TO ALL THE OTHER GUYS FROM A-CLASS TO D-CLASS WRGH,AT THE MOM I'M WATCHIN AT MY DUSTBIN AND IT LOOKS LIKE A GREASEFACE FROM THE _IM_LESYSTEM _US 88 LET'S SHOT IT DOWN - !E _ITSCH AND THE TRASH IS FLYIN THROUGH THE AIR! - DI'STO_ NOW COZ OF _ACKIN AND WRITIN THE INTROTEXTS - GAH,THANKS TO ME FOR DRAWING THE WONDERFUL S_RITES AND THE INCREDIBLE TRIAD-LOGO! - F_AY?FLEE?FUUUC - %E$$$##"!! _^]//[ZYXWUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFFEDCCBBAA - EABCDFHJMORUY/ $(,05:> - YYY%YY#%Y Y/YY#% - ///(//%(/#/ //%( - %SNIF!CRY! WOT'S THAT 4 A DEMO ! NO NICE COLORBARS TO DEFINE COLZ FOR! P - KPOF! AGAIN I'M BACK 2 TELL TALES! - GIT WAZ NIGHT! MOON WAS SHINING! FROM THE JUNGLE YA CAN HEAR STRANGE DRUMS! LET'S GO IN2 THE JUNGLE! DEEPER N' DEEPER,WALKING IN IT! FIGHTING AGAINST WILD ANIMALS AND GREASEBUGS! - EWE'RE CLIMBING ON A HIGH TREE AND WOT 4 A VIEW! THE OTHER'S ARE CRYING,WOT CAN U C THERE? - FTHE PIC IN THE JUNGLE WAZ UNBELIEVEABLE! - DA CRAZY PACK OF PEOPLE'S DANCIN' UPON A WOODEN LONG STAB! THE PACK'S DANCIN',DRINKIN N' YELLING LOUD! THE PACK IS - .JTRIAD! BACK TO THE WOODEN STAB! ! ! IT'S A LONG ONE! AROUND IT,THERE'RE STOONEZ AND CROCODILES! THE STABS'S BURNIN INA GREEN FIRE - .EAND NOW I SEE IT!! THERE'S A GREASEFACE HANGIN' ON IT! THE GREEN HELLFIRE IS BURNIN' UP THE GREASEFACES' PIMPLES! BUT I THINK THE PUS OF THIS GREASEWOBBLE WILL KILL THE FIRE! BUT LET'S SEE! NOW - .ETHE FIRE IS OVER AND THE CROCODILES CAN GO TO THE STINKIN' GREASER! - ESUM OF THE CROCODILES RAN AWAY COZ THE GREASER SMELLS TERRIBLE ! SUM UTHA'S SLID !W - _BUT ONE CROCODILE HAS MASTERED TO REACH THE GREASEFUCKER AND BITS IN2 HIS LEG ! THE CROCODILE REACTION - .DVOMITTING AND SPITTING THE LEG AWAY!BUT NOW,EVERYBUDDY IN TRIAD TAKES A BIG SWORD /H -